May 2011
1 post
April 2011
6 posts
March 2011
17 posts
“I’ve got the darkest penis in the band, but aside from that, we’re all caucasian...”
– Anthony Kiedis (via unapologeticapathy)
February 2011
17 posts
“I like you when you are quiet because it is as though you are absent,
and you...”
– Pablo Neruda (via yerawizardharry)
Red or White?
Mom: Red or white wine with Cheetos?
Me: Is this a real question?
Mom: Too late - I chose white - my day got worse…
Has anyone in this family even seen a chicken?
i-dance-when-im-angry:
that awkward moment when you're on your period &...
andthepickles:
david-tennant:
-throughbrokenglass:
ashlynsayshi:
if your shower is cold.
when there isnt any apple juice in the fridge
when your laces are untied
when you need have to go get a new pad/tampon
When you can’t find your eyeliner
when you realize that you’re not pregnant
omg
story of my fucking life.
also, when there’s no more toilet paper - that one gets...
“The reason is not due to artistic differences or lack of wanting to continue,...”
– A statement on The White Stripes website, officially announcing the end of the band’s 13-year run (the last two of which were spent in silence).
[cos.]
(via thedailywhat)
January 2011
33 posts
Reblog if sarcasm is your first language.
julian casablancas
christianbalesuperstar:
expectation:
reality:
what if there was a golden globes category for...
darrencrississureofthis:
guess who would win every time?
Best Male Voice-Over:
Best Female Voice-Over:
Best Voice-Over By A Black Man:
Best Voice-Over By A White Man:
Best Voice-Over By A Deity:
Best Voice-Over By A Unicorn:
